1. Think of something kinda cool. 2. Do a somersault so all the cool gets to the top of your brain and is very concentrated. 3. Log in to tumblr. 4. Do some hand stretches (tumblr isn’t liable for injuries). 5. Word vomit your thoughts out into the bloggersphere. 6. Rest all your confidence and self-image on who replies, follows you, or acknowledges your existence. 7. Waste hours of time staring at the computer. 8. Repeat steps 1-8.
Can someone tell me how to do this?